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Where Logic and Reason come to die. If ever a voice needed to be heard, it's not this one. Whenever crime and injustice takes place, I won't be near, but rest assured I will openly mock and humiliate all involved. WARNING: The following people will be insulted; Fat People, skinny people, stupid people, EVERY AMERICAN EVER, serial killers, librarians, politicians, Vets (Veterinarians not war vets), War Vets (Thought you got off easy didn't you?), Teachers, Students, Kanye West... Ya know what, I'm running out of space so let's just sum it up with EVERYONE!

Friday, July 29, 2011

Serial Killers And The World Of Conformity

  It's starting to bug me how no one ever realizes that their easy going, well spoken, ever polite neighbor has a basement full of bodies and a rusty hack saw to boot. Have we really never caught on that it's always the quiet ones. It's always, "He was such a nice guy. Quiet. Twitched a lot but nice."
  I'm sick of it. I want the raving fucking lunatics with a chainsaw collection and a pentagram on their front lawn made out of animal skulls. You never see the interviewed neighbor constantly looking around, mostly at the neighbors house saying, "The man was fucking nuts! He once bit my dog then paraded around the block in his underwear playing the drum line from 'Hot for Teacher' by Van Halen on his exposed stomach because he said JFK told him to."
  As a society of the sick hiding behind the depraved, we've grown accustomed to the routine of mediocrity. No one ever reaches higher. We're all too busy trying to fit in that even serial killers are afraid of straying outside the box. Which personally I find more terrifying than my overly polite neighbor. Why? Because creativity is necessary to the human endeavor. If our most bold thinking murders hide behind social norms of unimaginative identities than what does that say about the free thinkers of today? Have our DaVinci's  and Socrates of modern era run out of exciting new ideas and just pitch shitty movie ideas?
  China is in the midst of an imagination crisis! I can't make this shit up. Meaning an entire countries worth of social output and entertainment are all recycled ideas from last year. Are we doomed to the same fate? After all China is responsible for 90 percent of the worlds entertainment platforms. It's a domino effect people. If our imagination is dependent on the interactions we have than as a whole, we're screwed.
  More people on this planet would rather veg out to hours of endless video games than pick up a book. And I'm not complaining. I am worried however because these game heads are doomed to repeat the same level set in a different country time and time again.
  Television and various other dictators of how humanity should behave is stuck in a downward spiral of mental handicap. The important issues we face today is not how easy we find it to stab a friend in the back for an over taxed cash prize (though it is concerning), or how skinny we should be to comply with social standards or even how long we should cry about fictional breakups and revel in the absolutely retarded drama that has no place in this or any other time. (Hey Gossip Girl.... XOXO Fuck Off And Die!)
  My point is this people. We're all slaves to modern convention and refuse to throw away the shackles that tie us in bondage to the world of ratings and prime-time television. So serial killers I'm counting on you to beak the world free of its blindfolded optimism and change the world for the necessary.
   So say it loud. Say it proud.
   "I KILL BITCHES FOR FUN!"
                                                              Thank you.

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