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Where Logic and Reason come to die. If ever a voice needed to be heard, it's not this one. Whenever crime and injustice takes place, I won't be near, but rest assured I will openly mock and humiliate all involved. WARNING: The following people will be insulted; Fat People, skinny people, stupid people, EVERY AMERICAN EVER, serial killers, librarians, politicians, Vets (Veterinarians not war vets), War Vets (Thought you got off easy didn't you?), Teachers, Students, Kanye West... Ya know what, I'm running out of space so let's just sum it up with EVERYONE!

Sunday, April 06, 2014

I Thought Majority Ruled

   A poll was recently undertaken on the CTV news website in which you were able to vote whether or not marijuana should be legalized. After a DEVASTATINGLY one sided outcome, (spoiler alert. It wasn't against) the globe and mail has published in today's issue, the harmful, often forgotten health issues that arise from its use, (Doritos stocks skyrocketing). The globe and mail is also the EXACT rag that printed en mass the article in which politicians laid out their plans to legalize and sell MDMA (ecstasy) in your local convenience store. Quoting the reason MDMA is so addictive, dangerous, mind altering, potentially lethal is not because of the drug itself, "But rather those money hungry, greedy drug dealers." 
   Never mind that you can't grow it in a basement, it hasn't threaten to overthrow slave trading organizations, the fact that American forefathers urged the public to start ecstasy labs, the real reason MDMA is the drug of choice for the government? It's just plain safe. And it isn't like any nobles from parliament would ever nickel and dime you. But they may be the greediest, money hungry drug dealers I've ever heard of. 
   And if after a 4 to 1 victory still doesn't prompt some kind of change, you may want to rethink your voting system.